Do we need to bribe our way out of Pakistan and Kazakhstan?

Published: December 10, 2016
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The incident of the New Zealander teaches us that it’s probably best not to sit around and wait for the maps to arrive.

A recent article was brought to my attention about Kazakhstan airport officials refusing to accept the existence of New Zealand, instead insisting that it was in fact a state in Australia and thus detaining one of their nationals overnight.

Map of Australia and New Zealand. Photo: Google Maps

 

The story has the sort of happy ending that all Pakistanis are used to:

Yaar, bas mein ne usey haath milaney key bahaney 1000 ka note pakra diya, aur us ney mujhey janey diya.

(I shook his hand as an excuse to hand him a 1000 rupee note and he let me go.)

Of course, this sort of collective (or individual) denial of facts, while hilarious, is not at all uncommon. Consider the many ‘Flat Earth Societies’ and people who insist that things like the moon landing are just cleverly made up stories. Of course, it is possible to manufacture all kinds of evidence, but whenever I meet someone who insists that the Holocaust never really happened, I can always argue that by that logic, wedding videos, multiple eye-witness reports, and nikkah nama notwithstanding, they have no ‘actual’ proof that their parents really married.

These days, of course, Holocaust denying Muslims can easily be beaten down with the argument that with the current international state of umbrage against our community, a constant reminder of the Holocaust may actually be a good thing. By all means, the denial of an entire country is a different matter, but it’s funny how easy it is, in this age of connectivity, to be completely blind to reality. Just ask Janie Johnson, an American author who has been the first to ring alarm bells over the fact that London, as we know it, no longer exists, that it is ‘all Islamic’.

It would not be accurate to call this blindness; rather it is a kind of selective vision, the sort that a large part of Europe and America seem to be ‘suffering’ from. Vision that makes diversity appear threatening and globalisation appear as a curse. Even more blindness is in evidence in the systematic cruelties perpetrated against people all over the world. Bashar Al-Assad does not complain of sleepless nights over the slaughter of innocents. He insists that footage of the carnage (where it shows devastation amongst rebel or civilian ranks) is fabricated and is joined by Russia in claims that the celebrated ‘White Helmets’ are a merely actors playing a part.

The refugee crisis – that has resulted in part from the Syrian fiasco – is also slowly falling away from the public eye, to the extent that the killing of a captive Gorilla is able to overshadow it. When it is forced on to the public consciousness, the world (this shame-faced author included) puts on Janie Johnson’s own prescription spectacles and paints the entire human deluge in the same shade of ISIS black. Meanwhile, figurative blindness to literal blinding runs rampant across the border where the independence struggle of a nation is dismissed with nationalistic rhetoric and belittled by fashion shows.

Kashmir has been in the world’s blind spot for some time now, and will probably continue to grind on in blood and tears just as it has always done. And so closing our eyes to the real world continues. Nowhere more than here, in the land of the pure, where we build our towers of either ivory or suffering and refuse to see the direction that we’re headed in. Our gas is gone, our water supplies are under stress, our mountains are balding and our public services are falling apart. Trains collide and planes crash and we walk on regardless, tapping the ground with our stick, walking into one another and yelling into the distance.

A generation slowly comes to the realisation that its degrees are of little value and its integrity even less so; as the never ending circus of political dynasties puts on one show after the other, can people be made to see what they do not wish to? The incident of the New Zealander teaches us that it’s probably best not to sit around and wait for the maps to arrive. Pay a bribe, get another passport and enjoy your holiday. The epidemic of sightlessness that the rest of the world is inflicted with, however, is another matter entirely.

Sakina Hassan

Sakina Hassan

The author is currently studying for an Mphil degree at the Centre of Excellence in Solid State Physics.

The views expressed by the writer and the reader comments do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of The Express Tribune.

  • Zarak Khan

    When did Muslims deny that holocaust happened, if you go ask Muslims who have knowledge of holocaust,will accept holocaust did happened and 6 million Jews died,even Muslims saved Jews from dying in the hands of Hitler for example King Zog of Albania gave refuge to jews.Holocaust can still be a problem in muslim majority countries but it is because lack of awareness which can be solved but that does not mean that muslim deny holocaust,the real holocaust deniers are far right parties or neo naziRecommend

  • Rohan

    Obsessed with Kashmir and jihadRecommend

  • 19640909rk .

    madam, you can do nothing about Kashmir. At least fight for the Baluchi rights.Recommend

  • Patwari

    Great article. Up to par. As usual. One thing the esteemed blogger
    might have included… The Americans have elected…..
    Bozo the Clown as their president, who also happens to be a white
    supremacist and a woman hater, among other things.
    Bozo’s cousin, Joker Sarkar, of the BJP fame is ensconced
    across the border from the Land of the Pure border. Doing his circus
    tricks and back somersaults.
    Now that is a double whammy, in any language, any country.
    Two entertainers ready to bring down the house …[the world, you get it…]Recommend

  • Parvez

    I enjoyed reading that. Why look at far away places…… what immediately struck me was that selective blindness is practiced almost daily in our own courts when under the guise of ‘ insufficient evidence ‘ criminals are allowed to walk free.Recommend

  • numbersnumbers

    You keyboard ran out of ink before you listed the numerous Pakistan’s clowns in government who have enriched themselves over decades feeding at the corruption trough while magically owning no taxes!Recommend

  • Patwari

    Don’t change the subject.
    But then,…after all, you are a hindu with an inferiority complex.
    See, well, never heard of a millionaire circus clown. Anywhere
    Clowns are incapable of such financial feats. That’s
    why they work as clowns.in a circus, And not for the government
    as a corrupt pen pushing corrupt official or Minister.
    You understand? Doubt it. Hindus do not posses logic. All two
    billion of them.Recommend

  • numbersnumbers

    Hahaha, but then, ….after all, you are a Muslim with an inferiority complex!Recommend

  • Patwari

    You just proved the point. Thanks a bunch!
    Also, you are parrotingRecommend