Thank you, Bilawal Bhutto Zardari

Published: October 17, 2016

Pakistan Peoples Party chairman Bilawal Bhutto Zardari waves to his supporters during a party rally in Karachi on Sunday October 16, 2016. PHOTO: Rashid Ajmeri / EXPRESS

I don’t know what others may say, but I support Bilawal Bhutto Zardari for taking a rally out on Sunday and paralysing Karachi. We don’t spend Sundays at home; we spend it on frivolous activities like going to the beach, eating out and spending a few thousand rupees on indigestible food in one of the many restaurants which have sprung up over the past few years. 

This Sunday we stayed home and (besides saving a good amount of money), I found that my grandchildren have grown up without my noticing it. You see, every day they have already gone to school by the time I get out of bed, and when I return home at night they’re asleep. And on Sundays, as I said, we are usually out, my grandchildren with their parents, and the two of us on our own. So it was a pleasant surprise to find that both my grandchildren are fluent in two languages and are very good in mathematics (like I was at their age). This was a really good discovery which I would not have made if Bilawal Bhutto Zardari hadn’t decided to bring the city to a standstill.

Of course, staying at home meant that we went for a walk after a long time and came across a few of our neighbours for the first time and found out how nice and courteous they are. It was a pleasant surprise to find that there is a park nearby where (due to the rally) hundreds of people were enjoying the sea breeze for which Karachi is famous. After an hour-long walk, my wife and I were able to talk without shouting at each other, which is the norm whenever we return home late every Sunday evening.

Of course, some misguided people are complaining that due to the complete blockage of roads, a few were not able to get to the airport and missed their flights, while others who needed urgent medical attention couldn’t be taken to hospitals, and so had to die and couldn’t be buried until the next morning. Oh well, people miss their flights every now and then and some deaths do occur due to traffic jams, so why are they complaining? Anyone who isn’t comfortable with Bilawal Bhutto Zardari taking out rallies and making life pleasant for people like me is probably an enemy agent and shouldn’t be living in Pakistan anyway. So I am with you, Bilawal Bhutto Zardari; go ahead, hold rallies every Sunday – it’ll make you very popular and win your party all the seats in Karachi in the next elections.

Shakir Lakhani

Shakir Lakhani

Engineer, former visiting lecturer at NED Engineering College, industrialist, associated with petroleum/chemical industries for many years. Loves writing, and (in the opinion of most of those who know him), mentally unbalanced. He tweets @shakirlakhani (

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  • Zahid Khan

    Now those were mentally unbalanced thoughts, as our elite family author described himself in a lucid moment.

    What about a family dictated party of the poor that lets starve thousands of its loyal haris in Tharparkar, while Asifa Bhutto’s cats are flown in a helicopter for treatment?

    People deserve who they vote for.Recommend

  • Farhan

    Please give me back my 5 min reading this articleRecommend

  • Shakir Lakhani

    If you know how to use a dictionary, please look up the meaning of the word “satire” or “sarcasm”.Recommend

  • Parvez

    When its obviously satire ET put a blurb saying its satire…….and when its needed to be explained, like this time, ET remains silent.Recommend

  • abhi

    it is sad that you are not able to spend time with your grandchildren.Recommend

  • Sane

    Tax from hard earned money of people was used lavishly for the rally without purpose.Recommend

  • Patwari

    They are yet tabulating how many persons were killed this time.
    Because of this rally. Hospitals were blocked. Emergency centers
    blocked. Clinics blocked. Airport was blocked.
    This Sindhi scion is not wanted in Karachi. He should stay in rural
    Larkana, Sindh, or Garhi Khuda Baksh, Sindh. Rural Sindh only!!
    Last time Baby Bhutto managed to get a 11 month old girl killed
    because the hospital was blocked.Recommend

  • Sane

    can’t you be silentRecommend

  • Bibloo

    When you cannot tell the difference after reading this blog, whether
    it’s satire or not, then the whole point of a dictionary is moot and void.
    Not much of a going concern is it? Don’t blame the readers.Recommend

  • Nimra

    Lol. I enjoyed reading this !Recommend