Who would win the ultimate dance-off between Shoaib and Yuvraj?

Published: July 27, 2015

Ladies and gentlemen, the gauntlet has been thrown. The reputation of our country is at stake.

An event of momentous importance has occurred and, as is usual with the more earth shaking happenings, has been completely ignored. One might suspect a cover-up by the intelligence agencies because why, for the love of all that is holy, is no one talking about this?

Shoaib Malik has challenged Yuvraj Singh to a dance-off.