And in other news, John Kerry eats doughnuts...

US Sectary of State John Kerry ate doughnuts.

Sonal Arshad Siraj January 14, 2015
From discussing Reham Khan’s wedding dress and their possible honeymoon destination, to talking about every little detail one can possibly discuss about a wedding, our media has moved on to more mature current affairs.

US Sectary of State John Kerry ate a doughnut.

He did not just eat a doughnut, he ate a doughnut in Islamabad.

There is a difference in the above two statements because the latter is crucial to Pak-US relations and strategic dialogue.

Yes, eating doughnuts is central to developing mutually-beneficial foreign policies.



However, the major question on all our minds right now is, did he eat doughnuts in India?

And if he did, did he like them?

We, as a nation and an enthusiastic online community, have reacted to this ground-breaking news with emotion and genuine concern for our country’s foreign affairs.

Here are some of our most pressing concerns:



https://twitter.com/MaryamNSharif__/status/555059329150119936

I feel you, Maryam. Really I do.

This next gentleman underestimated the Pakistani media:

https://twitter.com/deblind_/status/554887239314833408

Well Sir, what do you have to say for yourself now?











Aloha, You Ess of AYYYE! Here we come!!

https://twitter.com/ZaidJilani/status/554873368785465344





The last tweet says it all, we have managed to please the US.

In light of this news, if Obama decides to visit Pakistan, PM Nawaz Sharif can proudly claim,
“In your face, Modi! My doughnuts bring all the boys to the yard, damn right they’re better than yours!”
WRITTEN BY:
Sonal Arshad Siraj A student of psychology and social sciences, who likes to eat and write in that order. She tweets @Sonal_arshad (https://twitter.com/Sonal_arshad?lang=en)
The views expressed by the writer and the reader comments do not necassarily reflect the views and policies of the Express Tribune.

COMMENTS (21)

Faraz Talat | 9 years ago | Reply I wish you'd clarified that that's a parody Twitter account of Maryam Nawaz, not the official one. Still, a hilarious illustration of how politically polarized we've become.
Salma | 9 years ago | Reply Thou rocket dear Sonal. Excellent!
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