Brazil versus Germany in pictures

Published: July 9, 2014

It’s just that kind of day and with that, friends, you have witnessed the most humiliating loss in Brazilian history. PHOTO: REUTERS

The Brazil versus Germany semi-final was an exhilarating watch. If you had gone to the fridge to grab a snack in the first half, bad luck; you are certain to have missed at least four goals. It’s not just that five-time World Cup champs Brazil were massacred in their backyard while playing host, but the fact that Germany scored so many goals that there was hardly time for a replay before they scored another one that made the game so thoroughly enjoyable.  

There was such shock around the situation that social media was abuzz. My Twitter timeline had me in splits, so I decided to share the joy (and tears as you will see below).

Here, I have compiled some noteworthy moments:

Photo: Twitter

This woman is seriously heart-broken because she paid a lot of money for this green and yellow hat.

Some consolation; she made it to national TV with this priceless look.

Photo: Twitter

Coach Luiz Felipe Scolari was keeping count. It’s easy when he just had the German’s goals to keep count of.

Photo: Twitter

Ahh Oprah — always appropriate.

Photo: Twitter

I don’t even want to know what this kid looked like after Germany scored its seventh goal. Poor thing.

Photo: Twitter

Here’s the German goalkeeper after goal number five.

Photo: Twitter

“Do you know how hard it is to get golden lipstick off yo’ lips??? One goal just isn’t worth this shit.”

Photo: Twitter

Can’t make fun of this supporter; she feels, most certainly, like all of us do after Afridi goes for a duck… again.

Photo: Twitter

Worst defeat in the HISTORY of Brazil?!

Thank you, God. At least I will be remembered for something!

Photo: Twitter

This supporter be like,


Photo: Twitter

Seriously, though folks, here is the real reason Brazil lost.

Photo: Twitter

Here are ardent prayers of “die Justin Bieber, die”.

Photo: Twitter

Meanwhile Brazil is making some edits to its monuments. Keep an eye out for this one.

Photo: Twitter

Here is the saddest Brazilian fan in the world.

“No I won’t let go, I won’t, I won’t, I won’t. Viva Brazil, okay?”

Photo: Twitter

Thoughts here: Must get my Linkin Park CD out — a total In The End moment here.

Photo: Twitter

Om nom nom!

It’s just that kind of day and with that, friends, you have witnessed the most humiliating loss in Brazilian history.

This post originally appeared here.

Zahra Peer Mohammed

Zahra Peer Mohammed

Former Blogs Desk Head and Senior Sub-Editor at The Express Tribune. She is a business graduate from the Queen's School of Business who tweets @ZahraPeer ( She blogs at

The views expressed by the writer and the reader comments do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of The Express Tribune.

  • MobiDude

    nice swear words in articleRecommend

  • Queen

    Hilarious :D This is one nice blog which might cheer up some Brazilian fans out there :DRecommend

  • Sabeer Lodhi

    Zahra so good to see a post from you after so long. The captions, more than the pictures, had me in splits! Great piece.Recommend

  • kamran usman

    Haha great job by the Author! made me laugh! Thanks! :) I was supporting Germany and was soo happy and surprised to see this thrashing :DRecommend

  • ZahraPeerMohammed

    Thanks Sabeer! I hope you are well and happy :)Recommend

  • Parvez

    Zahra you missed one showing a delicate cocktail glass with umbrella, olive etc and music playing Braaazeel…….and then from the top comes a huge beer mug crashing down on it…… followed by silence.Recommend

  • Ayesha

    Super compilation of photos and captions ! Very well done Zahra !Recommend

  • Ruben Chakrabortty

    This shows how much love and passion they have with the great game football.Recommend

  • Hakam Shah

    Incredible, Germany scored 7 goals :(
    Very sad, It was a dream dying. Brazilian team was deserving a happy ending.Recommend

  • Baba Ji

    Nice copy-paste from social media !!!Recommend

  • chillipepper

    lol good 1 :DRecommend

  • Supriya Arcot

    It was a case of the hare and the tortoise. B became over confident . Khair .. jo beet gayee so baat gayee. Tomorrow is another day .Recommend