Five great reasons why I will vote for Bilawal Bhutto

Published: January 20, 2014

Bilawal is educated, and hey, kinda good looking. PHOTO: EXPRESS

Is Bilawal Bhutto Zardari running for the National Assembly? Is he not running for the National Assembly? Do we have to wait till 2018, or a few months? The media really needs to make up its mind…like me!

I am all set to vote for the boy in red, black and green – and here are five excellent reasons why.

1. Line up all our current Members of the National Assembly (MNAs) and then take a good look. No seriously, do it right now. I’ve got a handy dandy random selection for you to peruse below!

I shouldn’t have to argue my point too far – Bilawal Bhutto is at least five times hotter than our average law maker and ten times more approachable.

Sure, all the haters can argue this point, but it’s still a fact. Are good looks and some level of relatability frivolous reasons to vote for someone?

If they are, then damn, half my khaandan and friends voted for Imran Khan frivolously.

2. Bilawal is educated.

Like, seriously educated – he went to Karachi Grammar School/Froebel’s and Oxford University. Yeah I don’t care how hard he partied in this time, I’m pretty sure some of that education seeped into him (also, partying is normal, just look at Imran, he turned out…okay?).

Yeah I also don’t care about your “once a feudal, always a feudal” argument against him. I think it’s a pretty safe assumption that he’s heard this criticism, oh, a few thousand times in his life, and has assessed what he needs to do here.

I think Bilawal is educated, and thinks more like me than most of our illustrious MNAs. In fact, if he only thinks like me 10% of the time, he will still share more similar views with me than the average MNA.

3. He is super amusing, and more importantly, pretty real on Twitter. His haters will, well, obviously hate on his flamboyant, sometimes naïve (sometimes insightful), sometimes out there… and okay fine, sometimes this:

But I doubt the haters would deny that Bilawal’s updates are human, something most of our politicians lack.

4. Bilawal has two sisters, no brothers – that is, in my opinion, the ideal combination for a Pakistani male’s upbringing.

I am banking on the fact that he will be just a tad bit more sensitive to issues that women face thanks to his sisters (not to mention his mom), and both Bakhtawar and Aseefa will keep him in line, perhaps ground him when the filth that is politics starts to corrupt him. For those who don’t know, Bilawal’s sisters are pretty damn cool!

Yeah. I’m convinced.

Call me a burger bachi with a corrupt western mindset or whatever – this is something I can get behind.

5. Bilawal is a multi-millionaire (billionaire?).

He has it all.

He could very well opt to stay out of politics and the mess that is Pakistan, but hey, he is stepping up and putting himself out there to face threats and the kind of vile criticism and hate the poor ET comment mods will probably have to delete all day from this post.

Call it the Bhutto way. Call it enormous pressure on a boy unable to say no. Call it what you will, what I see is a guy who is knowingly ready to sacrifice himself for this mad country we call home.

So if I get the chance, I will vote for Bilawal, and maybe you should too.

Or you could do the Pakistani thing and start bashing the guy (and me too, why not) cause hey, that’s what we do best.


Nadya V

Social critic and part-time gossip monger

The views expressed by the writer and the reader comments do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of The Express Tribune.

  • Shariq Najeeb

    What the… :SRecommend

  • Amber Tahir Shah

    well written with the perfect amount of humor & logical reasoning !! i hope i wont get bashed for this comment !!Recommend

  • Yousuf

    this has got to be satire … otherwise i seriously question the sanity of the writer to come up with these fine pointsRecommend

  • Hassam Tahir

    Okay, so let;’s get one thing out in the open. This piece has nothing to do with politics or for what is better for the Pakistani people or for Pakistan itself. This has obviously been written by someone, who actually doesn’t care about anything but herself and is truly a personal opinion (which will obviously, look like a crazy one indeed). Anyways before you begin the bashing do consider the fact that she is not going to be convinced as all our points will based on logic’s and her doesn’t. So just ignore this piece. She’s looking for attention (probably suffering from some OCD) so don’t give her the satisfaction. Read it, laugh hard ( I did, I actually thought this was a sarcastic article, took me some time to realize she was serious) and move on. :)Recommend

  • Tariq


  • Raza

    Right; all your reasons prove he will do anything to combat terrorism, illiteracy, unemployment, poverty etc. But hey all that doesnt matter because you find him hot and his sisters look. Bravo. And don’t talk about him being the multi-millionaire; all leading politicians are filthy rich and still want more.
    p.s. if this was supposed to be a work of sarcasm, it failed to amuse.Recommend

  • Sad

    I dont know what to say. Honestly. Is this a joke? Did ET change management? Recommend

  • Shoaib Mirza

    The best reasons are missing he comes from a brave family.Recommend

  • Billo Rani

    Gul Khan .. is that YOU!??Recommend

  • Ali

    YAWN!!! boringRecommend

  • ovais

    I hope this was sarcastic, otherwise i can just tell you from dawn to dusk about what is wrong with this article and yet still i will be short of timeRecommend

  • Another Burger Bachi

    I pray that what you wrote was a satirical article, otherwise you miss should not be allowed to vote. Good God woman, we’re talking about a leader of a nation, not some idol who needs fan following. Your article does not present a single logical argument and believe me this is not bashing when the other party is presenting a sound refutation. good looks? money? an education funded by corrupt money? this article only shows how you’re completely aloof to the severity of the situation that pakistan is in. I for one do NOT want a Johnny Bravo wannabe to run my country. (ps: given your credentials, i think you should stick to fashion and news related to lollywood)Recommend

  • Ali

    And I have just 1 reason to close this Article, BoringRecommend

  • muzaffaralisyed

    Oh God! I did not read this crap :oRecommend

  • Sheharyar

    Not a single point convinced me. Recommend

  • ovais

    I swear to God , May Allah take me from this world if this guy ever becomes the PMRecommend

  • Zain

    Best entertainment right after Pakistan won.Recommend

  • Khawaja gee

    Gold diggerRecommend

  • Usman Khan

    I actually wasted time reading your article. It is poorly researched. Your points although valid for convincing adolescent teenage girls who worship Justin Bieber and One Direction sadly fall short for a “fairly educated” person, although I admit I lack having had the privilege of studying at expensive private schools and foreign universities. What sort of on-ground political experience does Bilawal have? He has spent a majority of his life abroad. Can’t speak our national and regional languages properly. Doesn’t know the problems of the common man. Has to hide behind PMC bodyguards. Your argument is that we should vote for him because he is hawt and wears cool clothes and has billions (looted from the coffers of Pakistan Treasury by his late mother and father).

    ET really should screen blogs.Recommend

  • Ovais

    Tell me miss nadya why cant u become the PM and he can . I assume u are pretty enough and well educated or maybe u have lack of self esteem ??Recommend

  • disqus_BhI9NJXjdq

    Made me smile, Cheers!Recommend

  • Abdul Rauf

    Wow at the criteria to vote for him.Recommend

  • ahmad

    O sweet baby bilawal don’t give a damn about this article of yours. Anyhow, well try!!! Good Luck with bilawal!!Recommend

  • Undergrounded

    1. Handsome – check!
    2. Educated – check!
    3. Amusing – check!
    4. Got idea family setup – check!
    5. Rich – check!

    If using twitter #SWAG pictures were the criteria to support your argument about who should be a Pakistani lawmaker, we should stop wasting our money on our “dysfunctional” electoral process and ECP and let rishtay-karaanay-waali-aunties pick our parliamentarians.Recommend

  • Andeel Ali

    Seems more like Five #Burger Reasons to me!Recommend

  • Thumps DOWN as usual !!!

    I have read your other articles and you are not a social critic. You just like going against the flow and you think you have achieved some thing by it. Being indifferent makes you feel as if you are over intelligent or trying to be funny, or you tht ur writing may change the way the world moves…sorry girl not even near……in any case …waste of time…!!!!Recommend

  • Aizaz Bokhari

    if those were the qualities people had to look for in a leader, i am more than surprised why history ever talked about Jinnah, Iqbal, martin luther, mandela and lincoln since none of them were either millionaires or that good looking.Recommend

  • sam

    And people complain why our country doesnt “progress”. I think you sould concentrate upon the policies of the parties. Other than that words fail me when I try to describe what you have written.Recommend

  • Annie

    Bilawal is not counting on these five reasons for voting. These reasons only apply on a small percentage of Pakistani people, who own computers, have twitter accounts and can relate to his hotness, wealth and lifestyle. What he is counting on to become a MNA are the thousands of poor people of Pakistan, who have been worshipping PPP not because of him, but because of his grandfather, the first Bhutto. All his successors, including Bilawal, are only cashing on it (Hence, the name changing). So, in the end all I see is a hypocrite in Bilawal. Despite all his education and democracy lessons from abroad, he will be asking for votes from people who can’t remotely relate to him. Maybe since you can relate to him so well and he seems approachable to you, you should give him a call and suggest to him to run for MNA elections in a solely elite urban upper class constituency, but then I don’t think it exists in Pakistan.Recommend

  • Haris Javed

    Ok!! how much $$$ will you take to bring your ‘real’ heart out??

    Not considering it as a ‘paid content’ would be like ignoring elephant in a room!Recommend

  • sidra

    i hope it was meant as a satire Recommend

  • Kamran

    There was no Bhutto on the PM slot for last 5 years. CM sindh is not a bhutto neither is the leader of opposition.Recommend

  • Guest

    One more reason why pakistan is in this dismal state and will stay that way for decades to come. You want our country to be run by yet another person who has never even lived in Pakistan , is son of a man whose net is above a billion dollars.Recommend

  • NA

    So you think a guy who studied British History at Oxford is qualified to run this country. He will fail miserably like his father, mother, and grandfather.Recommend

  • Aamna Hassan Fasihi

    Umm Nadya, just a girl to girl thingy isn’t Baby Bhutto a tad girly? I mean PTI’s young candidates like Murad Saeed and Sheheryar Afridi are quite good-looking MEN too. Infact even Imran Khan at this age seems more handsome than Bilawal.

    Accessible? Haha, only to ‘burgers’ who have smartphones and a Twitter app in it. For ‘awam’ Bilawal Zardari is not even near Benazir who despite security threats, personally went to victims’ houses after Karsaz blast. Bilawal hides behind a wall, dude.

    By the way, if your article is somewhat I think it is supposed to be, then I salute your sarcasm and humor. :)Recommend

  • Aamna Hassan Fasihi

    As for the ‘educated’ part, nothing beats Bilawal’s PRINCIPALS. Recommend

  • Asad

    After having read this article, I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. *Shoots himself*Recommend

  • Reaper

    Oh so we have an entirely new breed of idiots trying to sell us on “Bhutto-ism”(whatever that is). It would serve you and rest of the country well if you kept this nonsense limited to Justin Bieber and One direction.

    I am hoping that this article was just poorly written satire and nothing more. Only slaves love their dynastic kings and chains.Recommend

  • Bilawal

    I also want to get behind you in this causeRecommend

  • Anshuman Tripathy

    This seemed like an endorsement for a Groom on a matrimonial site rather than an intelligent article about why you would vote for him. If you are Trolling then you need a lesson or two in sarcasm. If you are serious then you shouldn’t expect anyone to take this seriously.
    Dynasty Politics is the biggest cancer in the Subcontinent right now. India has woken up to this fact and the public has actively voted against congress this time around. BJP & AAP with issue based politics have come into the mainstream. Its time you guys realized this too and rejected these oppresive Dynasties.Recommend

  • vkas194

    sick mind only thinks like that.. a pampered boy with looted may be your choice not people.. pese k bhooke logo..Recommend

  • Noman Ansari

    In other news, Bilawal Bhutto stepped up his security after reading this blog. Is also now blocking all Twitter followers called Nadya V.Recommend

  • Faruqi

    Bilawal should never EVER hold a position of power in Pakistan. He might even wind up being as much of a failure for the country as his two parents.Recommend

  • munis saraiki

    to add some other points i will vote for bilawal cz he is only one who is opposing militants… other reason he is da only politician raising voice for saraikies.. other reason he is da last hope for democratic pakistan where everyone will get his rights Recommend

  • ibster

    With all due respect. This is THE most stupid thing I have ever read in my lifetime!


  • Ravez Junejo

    You missed the SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT REASON the people of Pakistan will vote for him. He has BHUTTO blood in his veins…and that stuff makes for some explosive leadership material in itself! :)Recommend

  • Falah Ud Din Sheryar

    Careful that u wish for. bcz may be u have only 4 years of life left bcz he is gonna PM after next elections :PRecommend

  • Sal28

    Any clue how he became a million/ billionaire that makes him so attractive for you? yep.
    Just one great reason why Pakistan will continue to go down the drain:
    1. The appearance of the likes of the author who continue to confuse the main issues and soften the image of this nation’s leeches.Recommend

  • Uzair Malik

    I can give you 500 reasons to not to vote for baby Bhutto!Recommend

  • Parvez

    Classic Nadya V.
    That was one of the best hatchet jobs on BBZ and his sisters I’ve seen so far.Recommend

  • Khalid Khan

    Oh! I got it … It’s must be a typo. The correct title of the blog must be “Five great reasons why I want to marry/hit on Bilawal Bhutto”. I am sure ET will rectify it soon.Recommend

  • ImKiddin

    OK fine you can have Bila but I want Veena as President.Recommend

  • Karachiwala

    no wonder where “we” (as a nation) headed. Future was not looking good, you showed a clear picture of it… its wrost!Recommend

  • Ihab

    The guy lacks vision. He has the power to move mountains, yet he comes up with T-Shirts and tweets. Not a great leader in the makingRecommend

  • Omar Qadir

    A well written Piece. First of all, everyone has freedom of speech and right to argue, The points raised by the writer may not seems to be very well articulated but the writer sure made an excellent effort. I shall try to explicate in a rather different way and will humbly suggest that the write should try to approach rather more seriously (in term of words) to explicate it’s point of view. Now I shall title it;

    Next Generation of Pakistan Political Leaders VS BZ Bhutto.

    Politically: He has a bright and clear future, in contrast, with Monis Elahi, with his NICL Scam, Gilani’s With their Drug Scam and similar to them who have been tested. Bilawal should be given a chance because he is clean so far.

    Economic: He is Loaded with cash, and there is no denial, now Jinnah was loaded, Iqbal was loaded and in today’s world, money and power is required to stay in the global market. A poor politician and its politics simply won’t work.

    Social: Since he is very well educated, far more than our other future politicians, there is a chance (as the writer said) that he will bring a positive change in the politics of Pakistan. Since he is rich it will take something to corrupt him. But the thing that interest me the most is, that he is a modern man. Now when the writer said about him being handsome, She meant (I hope she did) that he is a modern man, who understands the needs of the modern time.Recommend

  • sane

    Everyone, it’s satire. Calm down.Recommend

  • Farhan

    That’s why we are a messed up country because we look for the wrong quantities. These are the five reasons why a woman would marry him. He has to prove that he is competent and visionary enough to run a messed up country of 200 million people.Recommend

  • Unknown

    fed up with daily satires on ET. Isn’t there any one who can write serious blogs.Recommend

  • jay

    That was funny…..gul khan is that you lolRecommend

  • Hasan

    @Author: Please be kidding!!Recommend

  • SK

    “…Bilawal Bhutto is at least five times hotter than our average law maker and ten times more approachable.”

    Stick to fashion or whatever you blog about, lady. None of the above traits are fit for a good leader. You made zero rational arguments on top of a poorly written article. As a Pakistani, I beg you to never step foot in a voting booth. Lastly, I’m disappointed in The Express Tribune for choosing to display such an awful article on this site.Recommend

  • Kublai

    I agree with you. This may be satire. Hard to tell.
    But the author is in for a shock. Good looks don’t
    equal brains. Arnold Schwarzenegger destroyed
    the state of California. Bad policies,bad everything.
    Baby Bhutto does not have the charisma, the moxie,
    the mojo. Just a lot of mula. $ 1.5 billion, courtesy of Mohtarma.
    And Mr. 10% estates and holdings and accounts, in excess of
    $ 1 billion…and counting. [ that can buy a lot of votes,.. for sure]Recommend

  • Shahbaz Asif Tahir

    Bilawal needs mental help and fast. If you could help in getting him
    that it would be beneficial for him, as well as you.Recommend

  • Ali

    Is it just me or others are finding it difficult to understand if Nadya was being sarcastic? Either way, Nadya needs a lot of work whether she wants to be funny or seriously defend Bilawal.
    And did you purposely use 10%??Recommend

  • Ozair

    This is the only possible reaction after reading this article, LOLZ !!!Recommend

  • Ozair

    Lolz ……………very well saidRecommend

  • thinktank

    that is why i hate burger bachas/is life is not a fashion show get seriousRecommend

  • abhi

    I think Jinnah had these qualities.Recommend

  • thinktank

    5 years of pp horror taught you nothing?Recommend

  • thinktank

    burger logicRecommend

  • thinktank

    mein banoo ga pm please vote for qasim tanazli pasand partyRecommend

  • thinktank

    megatronic face palmRecommend

  • thinktank

    if being attractive is the criteria for a good politician than boy our burger wam is crazy they need to be banned from any future electionsRecommend

  • Necromancer

    Justin Bieber and Bilwal Zardari or two bodies one soulRecommend

  • Bumbles

    It seems you have a crush on Bilawal. These are reasons to marry him not vote for him. Anyway I know from quite a lot of people in his wider social circle that he is gay and currently seeing a Sindhi man.Recommend

  • Mariam Saleem

    exactly my point… this has to be a satirical piece…Recommend

  • Muhammad Erfan

    hmmm… if the criteria for your voting is based on not caring about what he does for the country and is more concerned with what his pictures and tweets are on the social media….pls do vote for him…. but the awam doesnt need him!!!Recommend

  • Syed Mubeen Hussain Sabzwari

    a big LOL… God Bless Pakistan!Recommend

  • Syed Mubeen Hussain Sabzwari

    ET u’re going down seriously!Recommend

  • Ahmed Iqbal

    1 great reason to never come again on this siteRecommend

  • MHZ

    My God..
    This country is still in the clutches of sardars,jaageerdars and waderas!Recommend

  • Profilic

    Please Nadya for once produce a readable yet valuable write-up. PleaseRecommend

  • Bilal Malik

    hahahahahahah (Y)Recommend

  • Paras

    Apparently a waste of time… I couldn’t get the logic behind the article.. Still confused!!Recommend

  • HS

    this piece is obviously not satirical, the writer has obviously been smoking some good stuff, in my opinion the worst blog ever to be authorized, ET moderators, what are you guys doing???Recommend

  • Shabx

    The writer has a HUGE crush on Bilawal Zardari.. or else the misery of reading this blog post cannot be justified! Period.Recommend

  • HS

    I seriously doubt that but if it is, it has to be the worst satire I have ever read!Recommend

  • Afroz

    After reading the Caption, i just went directly to read the comment with surity that writer would be getting thrashed and i was quite right.
    Question to writer who is Bilawal what his achievements till to-date.Recommend

  • Mohammad

    Cheeky attempt to catch the attention of ur cool dude, anyways, good luck with Bilawal girl… Moreover, the honorable members of the parliament whom you r trying to ridicule by showing their snaps are the people who are from amongst the masses, know the problems of their people, have the will and support of their people, have struggled and sacrificed great deals for representation of their people, for emancipation of their rights and also have served the country in many aspects and the biggest of all is their struggle for democracy. Parliament is not a place of awarding Lux style awards to the most dandy dudes of the country….Recommend

  • Dr. Iqbal

    Good Lord!
    I mean really??
    This woman is living on fool’s paradise and has probably not realized it. She needs help and might never realize that either. My heart goes out to you, sweets! Recommend

  • Ammar

    Keep wasting your time, may be saome day you’ll understand :PRecommend

  • Hala Syed

    this was a fun read. people should really learn to lighten upRecommend

  • Anwaar

    Oh Man…… *Goosebumps*……Recommend

  • Fahad

    Sense is so far away (in this article), that not even my pathan bus driver can reach there.Recommend

  • Fahad

    What is this ? The Fifty Shades of Grey (Sindhi-Style) !Recommend

  • Fatima

    Does Tribune have no quality control whatsoever?! Or do you publish anything that comes your way as long as it is grammatically correct?Recommend

  • Babar Khan

    so obtuse I can’t appreciate the irony.Recommend

  • ovais

    Technically he cant, he needs to be atleast 45 or 40 to become the PM so i have at least 16 yearsRecommend

  • Mojo

    yar apna saraiki drama ly kar India chalay joa. Wahan shayad mil jae success. Ye hamnari oqaat hi. Sarak bana di, vote. Light lagwa di, vote. Transformer lagwa diya, vote. Nikamma beta noukar karwa diya, vote. Saraiki drama bazi par bhi vote.Recommend

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