Stories published in November, 2016

In defence of nationalising education

This post is a reply to a recent article’s attempt to blame nationalisation for the degradation of education in our country. There is absolutely no doubt that the standard of education in our country is deplorable and in fact, it would not be ridiculous to say that education is practically being murdered. However, if nationalisation did not do any good to education in Pakistan then neither did privatisation. In politics, there are two major ideals; equality and freedom. The leftists are known for valuing equality over freedom and those on the right argue for the supremacy of freedom over equality. Those who value equality ...

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You can’t run to America anymore Pakistan, time to fix yourself now!

The mayor of a small West Virginia town has resigned after facing backlash following the endorsement of a Facebook post calling Michelle Obama an ape in heels and thus became the poster woman of the America that will now be made great. This might trigger some pretty intense flashbacks for some Pakistanis (hint: Tractor trolleys) but of course in this country, resigning isn’t a thing. Although mortified apologies have been made, the fact is no one really believed that the US would become what it is at this moment (except for my mum), that Trump would win (mum called it), that ...

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Jinnah was not Iqbal’s first choice to lead the Muslims

To say Allama Muhammad Iqbal was an extremely complex individual is an understatement. The poet, philosopher and political thinker that Allama Iqbal was, he constantly evolved, or some might argue, regressed in his approach to the idea of a Muslim political identity and how it translated politically. Iqbal was, at various times, a Muslim modernist (he endorsed the founding of secular Turkish republic as a seminal event in Islamic history), a Muslim reformer (his lectures compiled as the Reconstruction of Religious Thought in Islam show the breadth of his reformist vision) and an uncompromising Islamist believing in theological unity and ...

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Lahore Se Aagey: Don’t miss this roller coaster ride

Subtle comedy has never been Pakistani cinema’s forte; there are only a handful of writers who have successfully managed to pull off the art of subtle slapstick. Last year’s release of Karachi Se Lahore received mixed response from the audience. Some couldn’t stop laughing and loved it, while some thought it was needlessly dragged with dry humour. Whatever the response, most thought it was one of a kind; a Pakistani rom-com featuring a road trip through Pakistan – definitely not something the local audience has ever seen before. Director Wajahat Rauf was content with the response he got and hence decided to make a sequel, ...

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So you think your wife doesn’t torture you? Think again!

When I read about the man who has gone to the Council of Islamic Ideology (CII) to deal with the matter of husbands being tortured and thrown out of their houses by their wives, I burst into laughter. How can men be tortured by their wives? In most countries, it’s the women who are tortured, and in Pakistan, the torture is usually accompanied by rape and stripping women and making them walk on the streets even when they have done nothing wrong. Yet here is this man saying it’s the men who are being victimised by women. So I thought I’d look around and see ...

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Donald Trump ran a clickbait campaign to the White House and we fell for it

Build A Wall and Mexico Will Pay For It. Ban All Muslims From Entering America. Obama Was Not Born in America. Grab Her by the P****. The Election Is Rigged. Unless you just woke up from a two-year coma, you know exactly who made these bold statements. But did the Donald ever provide details as to how he will actually make these claims happen? No, it’s pure click-bait. Once you get past the attention-grabbing headlines, there’s no real substance to back them up. It’s exactly like the click-bait that dominates the internet these days. See Selena Gomez NSFW Photos Now. Lose Weight With this One, Weird Tip. The Aging Secret Dermatologists Don’t Want You ...

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Beth Jata Hon Mitti Pay Aksar: A tribute to our lonely wanderers

The outlook of the working class around the globe and Pakistan in particular has changed dramatically over the past 20-30 years. People are coming out from the comfort of their home towns and moving to bigger cities and foreign countries for jobs and education. But this comes at a cost; a large number of these people have to stay away from their families and friends for extended periods of time, and that changes a lot of things; from their personality to their lifestyle. Beth Jata Hon Mitti Pay Aksar (I Often Sit on the Soil) is a narration of such lives, something most the ...

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Why aren’t there any well-equipped ambulances available in Karachi?

A few years ago, my cousin passed away in Gwadar. His wife had to transport his body from Gwadar to Karachi in a Toyota Hiace because she could not get hold of an ambulance. That memory resurfaced when I heard that ambulance services were unavailable to carry the dead bodies of the martyred cadets in the attack on the Police Training Academy in Quetta. Even if one tries to justify the legitimacy of such issues by claiming that Gwadar and Quetta are ‘remote’ areas, why is there a shortage of ambulances in Karachi and in other developed cities of Pakistan? Apart from the ...

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Ahmed Mujtaba won the MMA Championship but the media only cares about the Indo-Pak friction

His heart was racing. His feet were rising and falling to the roar of the crowd. He was like a beast in a jungle; fighting against a worthy opponent for dominance and glory. He knew he was a few minutes away from winning, just one more kick, one more punch and he would win a fight on one of the biggest MMA platforms in Asia. He was even closer to winning the fight.Photo: Facebook Finally, the moment everyone was waiting for, the moment he had worked so hard for, had arrived – the result. He had won – and ...

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I have no sympathy for the YDA doctors

The Young Doctors Association (YDA) has been protesting for years now and people are just as unsympathetic (and in some cases, downright critical) as they have always been. Why though? Why can’t doctors catch a break? Heck, even Sheikh Rasheed managed to pull a Mission Impossible and drum up a following. And here we have the country’s cream, begging to be understood. The YDA recently ended their five-day sit-in in Lahore after successful negotiations with the Mayo Clinic chief executive. According to the YDA, the protest was called off on humanitarian basis. However, according to health authorities, the sit-in was called off due to the termination ...

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