Definitions of Vuvuzela: The farangi dictionary!

vu·vu·zela –noun 1.  An object whose potential noise experience at the FIFA World Cup 2010 will always be missed by David Beckham, Ronaldinho, Michael Ballack, Rio Ferdinand and Michael Essien. 2. A stadium horn devised to produce ultrasonic waves as well as shock waves which shall now be the national election symbol of all African politicians. 3.  A gift which every European is destined to present to his African friend, on the next Thanksgiving Day! 4. The cure for healing hearing disorders and choked ears, produced as a result of an extensive African teen-age medical research! *Not to forget the complaints from Europe and others During ...