Skip dessert if it means having this Jalaibee

Published: March 20, 2015

PHOTO: JALAIBEE FACEBOOK PAGE

What happens when you create a lot of hype for a certain product, pose it as the best of the best, and when it is aired, the end result is not only disappointing but abhorrently low in terms of quality and value?

Jalaibee is the perfect example of such a product.

The much talked about and marketed crime caper, Jalaibee, has too many angles to be focused upon. After all, it is about the continual revival of Pakistani cinema and seeing what role Jalaibee plays in it is of key importance.

Let’s dissect Jalaibee and focus on what it is all about.

Promotion of Jaliabee. Photo: Jalaibee Facebook page

Jalaibee, in simple words, is a complicated and twisted tale of two childhood friends Billu, played by Danish Taimoor and Bugga, played by Ali Safina, who first met in an orphanage and struck a lifelong friendship ever since.

Photo: Jaliabee Facebook page

As the story continues, these two protagonists find themselves in a tight spot, where they have to pay back a hefty amount of money to the local mafia. The movie focuses on how they cope with this situation and try to wriggle their way out of it.

Except for this storyline, which has perhaps been explored for the umpteenth times, there is nothing more that Jalaibee has to offer.

Add a revenge saga plot, some political twists, an assassination plan and a 1973 Ford Mustang driving through narrow alleys and you find yourself in the midst of a cinematic disaster.

Photo: Jaliabee Facebook page

Performance and acting wise, only Dara, played by Adnan Jaffar, stands out amongst the star-studded cast. He plays the role of an antagonist and his acting promises a comeback for Pakistani cinema in terms of good performances. Sajid Hasan has also managed to deliver a decent performance. His scenes with Dara and Eman, played by Sabeeka Imam, are very well-executed.

Adnan Jaffar. Photo: Jalaibee Facebook page

Sabeeka Imam. Photo: Jalaibee Facebook page

As for Danish Taimoor, it seems like he had only one expression glued to his face throughout the film. His acting lacked creativity. Previously, we had Akshay Khanna to mock for his signature (read: monotonous) expressions but Taimoor has come about as a strong contender now.

Ali Safina, on the other hand, had his good scenes, where he performed quite ably. However, these scenes were few and far in between. On multiple occasions, Safina seemed like he was standing at the wrong place, at the wrong time, completely out of sync.

Zhalay Sarhadi, who played the character of Banno, should have improved her acting skills before signing the movie. The “I Love You” sequence is an eye-opener for those who had the slightest doubt that she can act. She completely misses the sensuality and sharpness that a bar dancer has in her dialect.

She clearly did not do her homework.

Zhalay Sarhadi. Photo: Jalaibee Facebook page

Wiqar Ali Khan, who plays the role of Ali, provides on-screen eye candy and little else. He dashing looks do not save his meagre acting.

He falls short in his performance and he fails terribly at dealing with emotional scenes.

Sabeeka Imam is average, at best. She seemed out-of-place throughout the movie, which was evident through her dialogues.

Wiqar Ali Khan. Photo: Jalaibee Facebook page

Uzair Jaswal plays a small part as a side kick, and fails to add any vibrancy to the movie.

Uzair Jaswal. Photo: Jalaibee Facebook page.

The script lacks power, substance and dialogues which would engage the audience. At times, the characters seem to try too hard to make you laugh but all you experience is uneasiness.

The hyped up item number by Zhalay is nothing but a total fail. Calling it an item number is definitely an insult to the genre. Even Lux Style Awards’ stage performances are better than the item number “Jawaani”.

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Perhaps the only thing that supports Jalaibee is its direction. The movie offers stylised dressing and sets in abundance.

Photo: Jalaibee Facebook page

If you watch Jalaibee as Pakistan’s effort to revive cinema, it can pass as a feeble attempt. But if you want to watch an entertainer that is high on content, performance, music and dialogues, then you better skip this one.

Jalaibee is akin to a home-cooked dessert lacking taste and sweetness; all you see is too much effort and too less talent.

I would rate Jalaibee a strict 1.5/5.

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Shafiq Ul Hasan

Shafiq Ul Hasan

The author is an avid movie lover and reviews films and dramas regularly. He is a professional digital inbound marketer. He has worked with a silicon valley-based social network as a content analyst. He blogs at www.shafiqsiddiqui.com and tweets as @shafiqulhasan81 (twitter.com/shafiqulhasan81)

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  • AALAMGIR

    @ Author
    I waiting for your review of movie NH – 10.Recommend

  • khan

    The makes Rs. 1 Crore on day one…………….Recommend

  • Abid

    Rubbish review. This was an excellently made film and thoroughly entertaining. I saw it in Manchester and I am connoisseur of Hollywood films, this is a commendable effort in every way for a Pakistani film. Guys to support your industry please see it for yourself we sometimes are our own worst enemies trying to seem clever and uppity.Recommend

  • The Unexpected Virtue Of……

    Well tbh, there’s a fair amount of bias with Pakistani movies these days. So im gonna reserve my judgement until i see itRecommend

  • MazaknaKaar

    Hollywood films, you must be watching B grade movies….Recommend

  • Shafiq Ul Hasan

    NH 10, according to me is overrated. That’s my opinion and that’s one of the reasons I have not yet reviewed the movie.Reminded me of RGV’s “Road” but ROAD was a lot better, offered everything entertainment, acting and thrills…Recommend

  • Amyth

    I think friends all of you should watch this movie from the house of Anurag Kashyap. It will tilltate you, make you laugh and in the end tells you about the importance of relationship.

    5/5 for the movie. I am also looking forward for your reviews Shafiq, on movie hunterrRecommend

  • Shafiq Ul Hasan

    Anurag Kashyap? Seriously!?Same Anurag who has Ugly, GoW, Udaan, Gulaal and Dev D to his credits? It’s like comparing Yo Yo Honey Sing to Mohammad Rafi!
    Corner Stones of Anurag’s movies are genuine script, dialogues that you bring home back, high-voltage-performances, meaningful songs (or at-least penned amazingly) – Jalaibee stands no where closer to any of these!

    Hunterr is a great movie for only those who have experienced growing up in 80’s and 90’s! It’s going to be a cult masterpiece…Recommend